Words of Wisdom Generator
Never put a foot wrong ever again with our very own Words of Wisdom Generator...
Just Click on Each Button to reveal your Words of Wisdom! On this occasion the fourth button is optional. If you're unhappy with part of the phrase, just click the relevant button again!
Here's five of our own creations:
Sometimes it's just not sensible to let a monkey split the atom in a live combat environment
Only once will you ever allow a child to lick old people in an emergencyHave contempt for anyone who wants to aspire to re-enact episodes of eastenders in the workplaceAlways explain the dangers to someone who wants to force a monkey to put a firework up a tiger's bottom on national televisionOnly once will you ever decide to hibernate in a war zone
  
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